My name is Karelli.
I play video games.
I read.
I know an excessive amount of unnecessary and useless facts.
My favorite word is "tidbit".
And I listen to terrible music when time permits.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I feel like this post changed my life
Reblogging for the house-husband. This seems useful.
STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:
i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
when women are raped while drunk it’s their fault for drinking alcohol
but when men rape people while drunk they couldn’t help it because they drank alcohol
(Source: helbigandme)
nayx:
i couldn’t photoshop this if i tried
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a father
this is the most accurate thing i ever read
(Source: crazyfrogvevo)
(Source: shescyrus)
do she got the booty?
she don’t
